Post by cauchi on Jul 20, 2020 15:26:13 GMT -5
“The Elite
The, The ELITE
The Elite
The, The ELITE
The Elite
The, THE ELITE”
Episode #03: "Marty, Marty the 1-Man Party"
We start off this week’s episode picking up right where we left off.
Nick Jackson: Marty!
Matt Jackson: Man welcome back!
Scurll: I sure missed you lads, it’s great to be back together!
“Reunited and it feels so gooooood.”
Scurll: Even better though, it’s great to have The Elite back together and now you’ve got someone to watch you’re back against the Motor City Machine Guns at Bash at the Beach!
Nick Jackson: Uh, that match isn’t happening anymore Marty, The Revival are taking on the Machine Guns at Bash.
Matt Jackson: Yeah, we’ve got a match with JML instead.
Scurll: JML? Who the f**k is JML?
Matt Jackson: Woah, Marty!
Nick Jackson: WCW’s got a share of Being The Elite now man, we can’t swear on here anymore, this stuff goes on their website.
Scurll: Wow, you guys really did sell out then eh?
Matt Jackson: We’re called the Young “Bucks” for more than one reason Marty!
Scurll: Whatever you say you cheeky devils! Come on boys, let’s go get ourselves a couple drinks and find ourselves a club or something, like the old days!
Nick Jackson: Marty? We’re in the middle of a pandemic man, that stuff isn’t available right now.
Matt Jackson: Not to mention we’re both married with kids too. Have you been living under a rock for the last 2 years?
Scurll: Under a rock, in Ring of Honor, it’s the same thing really.
The 3 men laugh off Scurll’s shot at RoH and leave the hotel room.
*****
We see Matt Cardona working out at a private gym, he’s looking to be in the best shape of his wrestling career.
Cardona: Macho Man, in two weeks we go 1-on-1 at WCW’s debut event Bash at the Beach. You may think this is just another match, but it’s not. This is something I’ve waited my entire life for, something I’ve strived for since I came in to the wrestling business, an opportunity. Randy, at Bash I have an opportunity for a fresh start, an opportunity to make a name for myself based off of who I am and what I’m capable of in the ring instead of being saddled with outdated gimmicks and buried each and every week. In two weeks when we meet in the middle of the ring, I promise you that I’ll be the one standing victorious over you when I finally make a name for myself. After Bash at the Beach, the world will remember the name Matt Cardona. You know it!
*****
Kip Sabian is backstage with his fiancé Penelope Ford, seemingly going over strategies for the 10-Woman Battle Royal match at Bash at the Beach.
Ford: Kip, Kip! You seem distracted. You’re supposed to be helping me here.
Sabian: I know doll, I’m sorry. I just can’t believe WCW’s debut PPV is in 2-weeks and yet I’m not even on the card. The hottest young star in wrestling today, and I couldn’t even get myself booked in a pre-show match!
Ford: It’s 1 event, there is plenty of opportunity for you to get booked later on. Come on, we need to keep focusing on my match!
Sabian: Your match, yeah that’s right! You got a match, hell every female on the roster’s got a match including Britt Baker and she doesn’t even work here anymore! Ridiculous if you ask me! They just give away matches to anyone, but the ones who deserve them apparently.
Ford: Kip, you better watch what you say next!
Sabian: Apologies Penelope, I’m just frustrated is all.
Ford: Well if you’re that upset about it, do something instead of sitting around crying and distracting me from training for an opportunity to be WCW Women’s Champion!
Sabian: You know what babe, you’re absolutely right! At Bash at the Beach I’m going to go out there and issue an open challenge to anyone in the back who is interested in facing me. If WCW doesn’t want to book me, I’ll force them to! Thanks Penelope, you’re the best!
Sabian storms off leaving Penelope standing alone with her arms folded.
Ford: Hey! What about training me for my match!?
“Never look back no never say die, Always attack with the Warrior Cry”
*****
We see The Revival hanging outside in the parking lot when they are approached by Jim Cornette.
Cornette: Now, I’ve been looking for you two boys everywhere! We’ve got business to talk about.
Dawson: Business? With us?
Dash: What are you talking about Jim?
Cornette: Gentlemen, let’s not waste any more time here, I know you time is a valuable as mine is. We both have a common goal, and I know of a way we can achieve it together.
Dawson: I’m listening.
Cornette: You boys are the best tag team in wrestling today, and I’m one of the greatest professional wrestling managers to ever live! You boys are looking to become WCW Tag Team Champions while running roughshod through the WCW tag team roster, and I’m looking for the next client to provide my guidance and services to, what do ya boys say? It’s a no brainer isn’t it?
Dash: Yeah Jim, it is a no brainer. Get lost!
Dawson: We’re already the best tag team in the world, why the hell would we need someone like you trying to hang on to our coattails, go bother someone one else Jim!
For the second week in a row, Jim Cornette is left looking defeated as his quest to find a new client have seemingly failed yet again.
*****
Macho Man: Matt Cardona! I saw your video, looking real big lifting weights at the gym, yeah. Trying to get any advantage you can against the Macho Man, yeah. Well, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING Cardona, while you’re taking videos of yourself grandstandin’ and hotdoggin’ in the gym, I was out enjoying my long weekend! You see instead of taking some videos of me grandstandin’ and hotdoggin’ like you did, I decided to take some time to work on the MOST IMPORTANT MUSCLE in the human body, yeah, I went to work on the brain! Matt Cardona, while you were lifting weights and taking pictures for your Instagram account, I went down to the beach to get some sun and surfin’ in, yeah.
After that, I decided to try and have A LITTLE MORE FUN, so I decided to call up my good friend Bobby Boggs and had him bring me over one of his little jet skis so I could go out for a little rip!
That’s when you struck though Cardona, I KNOW YOU DID! You see when I was out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, ALL ALONE with no one around for miles, I was attacked by a shark, yeah. I real life shark that waited until I was all by myself before trying to take on the Macho Man, and I KNOW it was you who sent that Shark after me, but as you can see, I’M STILL STANDING!
I wrestled that shark in to submission just like I’m going to do to you at Bash at the Beach Cardona. Mark my words, all at hotdoggin’ won’t save you when you face the Macho Man in the middle of the ring at Bash at the Beach! THERE WILL BE NO SHARKS at ringside, just you and the Macho Man, and we’ll see just how much those weights can help you then. OOOOOOOHHHH YEAHHH DIG IT!
*****
Charly: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome my guest at this time, Daniel Bryan. Daniel, first off welcome to WCW! As you know, we are less than 2-weeks away from Bash at the Beach, what are your thoughts on the make of WCW’s debut event so far, and how do you feel about being left off the card considering you were WCW’s 2nd draft pick?
Daniel: Charly, first and foremost I’m so happy to be a part of the return of WCW, there is no place else I’d rather be in the world other than at home with my pregnant wife and my daughter Birdie! As for Bash at the Beach, the card is shaping up to be a can’t miss debut PPV for WCW, if it wasn’t one already. I’m really excited to see both The Young Bucks and the Motor City Machine Guns put the tag team division back on the map in their matches against JML and the Revival, and I may be one of the only superstars rooting for Moose to make history in the WCW World Championship match! Now, for your question about me being off the debut card, I’m obviously a little upset about it, but I know that it’s not the end of the world. Would I like to be in a match at Bash? Of course I would, but it just wasn’t in the cards this time around I guess.
Unknown: Wasn’t in the cards? What an excuse!
The camera pans over to see Zelina Vega standing with her clients Andrade and Angel Garza.
Zelina: Daniel what happened to you? You used to be the man who fought tooth and nail to overcome the adversary set in front of you by the authority to become WWE Champion, and now you just “fine” with not being in a match at the biggest PPV event of the year, WCW’s debut Bash at the Beach? It sounds like the fight isn’t there for you anymore Daniel, I’m sad to say, it sounds like you’re realizing that your career is coming to a close and your relevance is fading faster than even you imagined.
Bryan: I appreciate your concern, but I think you’re wrong. I’m not the type of person to cry and complain about not getting matches, especially when I know there will be plenty of opportunity in the future to do so. Hey, maybe I’ll even get a chance down the road to show your two friends here a thing or two in the ring.
Zelina: Is that so Daniel? Well, it just so happens that neither Andrade nor Angel have a match at Bash at the Beach yet, so either one of them would happily accept an opportunity to embarrass you in the middle of the ring, what do you say?
Bryan: You know what Zelina, that’s a great idea! I’ve had my eye on your client for quite some time to be honest with you. If we’re being truthful here, it’s kind of been a dream match of mine to go one-on-one with him, so I’d happily accept a match if that’s what you’re offering.
Zelina: You’re not as stupid as you look then, good! Andrade would absolutely love to take you on next Sunday at Bash, and as you can tell by the look on his face, he’s flattered by your compliments as well.
Andrade takes a step towards Bryan looking smug, but Daniel Bryan just begins to laugh.
Bryan: Hey, uh that great, but I wasn’t talking about facing Andrade, I was referring to Angel Garza!
Andrade and Zelina both look shocked at Bryan’s comments, but cocky Angel Garza simply laughs.
Garza: Daniel, it will be an honor to beat you. I accept!
Feeling fired up, and happy to now have a match at the PPV, Daniel Bryan walks off leaving Andrade to turn to his partner looking very unimpressed that he was chosen instead of himself.
“Never look back no never say die, Always attack with the Warrior Cry”
*****
Jon Moxley is seen hanging out backstage in an undisclosed location taking photos for WCW.com, when he is met by Austin Theory.
Moxley: I’d ask you if you were lost, but to be perfectly honest with you, I don’t give a damn why you’re here or what you want. What I do know though is if you’re here to waste any of my time, I will be more than happy to fix that gap in your front teeth, by pulling the rest of them out of your skull with my own two hands!
Theory: Mox, can I call you Mox?
Moxley: No.
Theory: Well then, Jon. I don’t understand the hostility, I’m merely here to wish you good luck next week in your WCW Championship match on behalf of both myself, Buddy Murphy and of course, our Messiah Seth Rollins.
Moxley: You’re here to wish me good luck? On behalf of you, Murphy and Seth Rollins? That’s actually kind of nice of you, if you don’t mind, I’ve got a message for you to send back to Seth Rollins as well.
Moxley nails Theory in the head, before sending him crashing in to the concrete wall and over a table, causing him to fall out of view.
Moxley: Tell Seth that he gets is answer when I’m ready to give it to him, and to leave me the hell alone until then!
Moxley begins walking away before he suddenly stops as something has apparently caught his eye. The camera pans over to see the same hourglass from the previous two week as we focus in on it, seeing Moxley’s reflection in the glass before fading this week’s BTE to a close.
**THE END**